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Welcome to Filmometer! This site features sortable film ratings and "15 Word Reviews" of movies released since 1997. You will also find weekly movie polls and a growing number of movie lists. How does the ratings system work? Learn more about Filmometer.

The movie lists section contains some of my own picks, plus lists including the AFI's top 100 American films and the Academy Awards Winners for Best Picture. The links page provides additional online resources for film enthusiasts. Below you will find a random sampling of films reviewed by Filmometer. Thanks for visiting!



Featured films for Monday, September 8, 2008 at 12:01 pm


Saw II

Saw II Jigsaw forces another round of kidnapped people to play survival games in medieval torture chambers.  Rating: 5 

2005

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Genres/categories: Horror


There Will Be Blood

There Will Be Blood A P.T. Anderson film about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered on a California prospector.  Rating: 9 

2007

English

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Genres/categories: None


Epic Movie

Epic Movie Following the unwatchable Date Movie, now these hacks imitate mega-blockbusters. I enjoyed Jayma Mays.  Rating: CRAP 

2007

English

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Genres/categories: Comedy


Rabbits

Rabbits David Lynch's nine-episode sitcom starring people in rabbit suits, accompanied by laugh tracks. Plotless, eerie.  Rating: 8 

2002

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Genres/categories: ComedyFantasyHorrorObscure


Cloverfield

Cloverfield It's Godzilla epicness, Blair Witch Project shakiness, and Alien viciousness concealing a Manhattan love story.  Rating: 8 

2008

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Genres/categories: HorrorSci-Fi


The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes

The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes The Brothers Quay present a dark fairytale about a diabolical doctor and beautiful opera singer.  Rating: 7 

2006

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Genres/categories: AnimationHorrorMusicalObscureSexual


Boiler Room

Boiler Room A derivative story of stock market scammers, chop shops, and conspicuous consumption. Stars Giovanni Ribisi.  Rating: 6 

2000

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Genres/categories: Sport


Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Di...

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus A fictionalized, metaphorical account of the formation of artist Diane Arbus. Nicole Kidman is brilliant.  Rating: 6 

2006

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Genres/categories: SexualTrue



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